It’s not you, it’s me, aka the resignation letter


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Mike Jones
10 Main Road Road
Anytown, AW 13579
Phone: 123-456-7890
jones@F&SYou.com

To: Joyce Brown
Senior Partner
The F&SYou Company
22 Court St.
Anytown, AW 13579

Dear Joyce,

Please accept this letter as notice of my resignation from my position as associate lawyer at your law firm.

It has been a pleasure working with Continue reading It’s not you, it’s me, aka the resignation letter

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The Interview


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interview

– “Good morning”

– “Good Morning Christian. Would you like a coffee or something to drink.”

– “I am fine, thank you”.

– “Should we start?”

– “Sure, thank you”

– “I see on your resume that your last relationship lasted for three years. Why did it end?”

– “Charlotte was moving from Seattle to Toronto, so I had to relocate, but since we were not married I would have lost my health benefits, so I decided to move on.”

– “Very good. I see that you have experience with several races. You have been with white women, hispanic, and also Asian. Any experience with black women?”

Continue reading The Interview

The resignation letter


Dear Cynthia:

I am writing to inform you that I will be leaving the Smith-Brown family next month. Although I have enjoyed living with you, personal reasons necessitate that I vacate my position and focus on improving my personal situation.

My final day will be July 1st. Despite having to leave, I deeply appreciate the opportunities you’ve provided with me during my time as Continue reading The resignation letter

If jealousy at work were like jealousy at home


– Hi Paul!

– Hi Cynthia!

– Wait, are you drinking coffee from your previous company’s mug?

– … Yes … Why?

– You mean, you are still thinking about it?

Continue reading If jealousy at work were like jealousy at home